Door To Door
A salesman is going door to door. At one house a snotty little brat answers the door.
“Tell you what,” he says to the salesman, “I can persuade my parents to buy pretty well anything. If you can do everything I can do, I’ll talk them into buying something. If you lose, then you give £10.00.”
Figuring that there’s no way a nine-year-old brat could outsmart him, the salesman agrees to the deal. Immediately, the kid climbs up the drainpipe and hops onto the flat roof. The salesman does exactly the same.
The kid then runs across the roof, does a triple cartwheel and lands in the back garden, with the salesman following suit.
Then the kid runs to where his teenage sister is sunbathing, topless. He rushes over to her and kisses her on the left breast. Not to be outdone, the salesman leaps over and does the same.
The kid then gropes both his sisters tits. So does the salesman. Then the kid pulls down her bikini bottoms and licks her pussy, the salesman does likewise.
THEN the brat pulls out his dick, wraps it round his little finger, and says, “Where’s my tenner …”